deewana #1

So I had to share this. This comes from a friend who just signed up for match.com in India. She’s set her age limit, geographical limit for people she’d like to get in touch with but has obviously attracted the attention of this one MUCH older man in Kerala. Mallu Ungle as we’ve named him started emailing her a few days ago. I’m posting her emails in serial order – oldest first (such pain to reformat!)

Email # 1
Though you are Fatty,
But you looks beauty,
So you are sweety,
If I get you Then I am Lucky.

Email # 2
After reading my message,
Keeping just cool as if you are not knowing.

Reply me dear.

Email #3
Just reading is not enough.
You must know to reply.

How are U?
Hope you are pretty good.
Your hair is so good and attractive and it suits to you.

Hellooooo tell something ya.
When we interact then only will have some effect.

Email #4
When ever you come online I am here or Whenever I come here you are there.

Just again you read my mail and not telling anything.
Keeping silence means acceptance.
I care you that is why I am alway here whenever you are here.
Any way you have good cheeks, Nose, Eye brows are good,