the desi.bitch

bitch is a verb as much as a noun.

mallu ungle yet again

So, my friend has been quite faithfully forwarding me her fan mail – only I was away and couldn’t update. Here we go – quite a backlog:

Email # 11
Hi,

When the two eyes Robbered each other,
means Love started.

When sky Robbered sea,
means Clouds are there.

When flower is being Robbered by beattle,
means the luck.

When the luck will be Robbered me,
means the Lottery then.

So

When you start Loving me,
then that day will be my Lottery day.
I am waiting for that lucky lottery day.

You are stolen my heart,dear.
May launch FIR?

You don’t get annoyed.
Your cute face making me to write like this.
Your Nose & Lips are tremendous.
I wish to bite it. Really.

Thanks & hope you like it.

Motty was tempted to say “Bite me” but …


Email #12
My Own P****.

A smile is quite a funny thing,
It wrinkles up your face .

And when it’s gone
you’ll never find

Its secret hiding place.
But far more wonderful it is

To see what smiles can do.

You smile at one,
One smiles at you,

And so one smile

makes two.

Darling can’t you talk at least once?
I want to hear from you something.
But don’t tell that you hate me.
Because I am in the glass palace,
just waiting for you.
Please don’t shatter it.

You looks very cute and sexy.
But above all your innocent smile is atracted me
So much …..So much….So much….

September 3, 2009 Posted by | being single, bitch.ing, dating, funny, men | | Leave a Comment

   

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