deewana #1 …. part ii

So, the emails continue. I believe she had three from Mallu Ungle today. My comments are in bold italics. She hasn’t written him back yet. What do you think? Block him? Or send gems to our inbox everyday for as long as possible??

Email #5
It is very bad that after reading ,
Just siting as if you are not knowing anything.
But I am not going to leave you,
I am just sitting for you in the net.
Your smile very nice.
Your shoulders very nice.
You looks like very intelligent.
Because your head is big.
So totally you are good.

Email #6
When we dream in our sleep, we view the past and a future. When we dream awake, we use the past to create the future! Giving thanks is the expression of gratitude, and gratitude is one of the most beautiful secrets in spiritual life….

So do it fast My dear Motty.
(Shite! Did he just call her fat/moti?)

Email #7
Tu Je Dheka tho ye jhana sanam
Pyar hota hey deevana sanam,
Ab yaha se kaha jaye mey
Theri bahoa mey mur jaye mey.

Dear do not make me in trouble.
kindly reply me.

Motty could you hear me.
Motty you are my sathi ok.

(I just fell down laughing)

Email #8

• Subject: I know you are taking as Joke

See P*****,
Time has come to talk us,
You are very beautiful,
Looks very good lady,

That’s why I am approaching,
See our match it 17 things are matching.
Motty are you hearing.

deewana #1

So I had to share this. This comes from a friend who just signed up for match.com in India. She’s set her age limit, geographical limit for people she’d like to get in touch with but has obviously attracted the attention of this one MUCH older man in Kerala. Mallu Ungle as we’ve named him started emailing her a few days ago. I’m posting her emails in serial order – oldest first (such pain to reformat!)

Email # 1
Though you are Fatty,
But you looks beauty,
So you are sweety,
If I get you Then I am Lucky.

Email # 2
After reading my message,
Keeping just cool as if you are not knowing.

Reply me dear.

Email #3
Just reading is not enough.
You must know to reply.

How are U?
Hope you are pretty good.
Your hair is so good and attractive and it suits to you.

Hellooooo tell something ya.
When we interact then only will have some effect.

Email #4
When ever you come online I am here or Whenever I come here you are there.

Just again you read my mail and not telling anything.
Keeping silence means acceptance.
I care you that is why I am alway here whenever you are here.
Any way you have good cheeks, Nose, Eye brows are good,